So, I’m feeling kind of bummed out today, and I’m not sure why.

My mom emails me a couple of jokes, so I decided to post them here because they made me smile.

Joke the 1st:

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.

Joke the 2nd:

A teacher asked her class, what do you want out of life?”

A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life is four little animals.”

The teacher asked, “Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?”

The little girl said, “A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and of course, I’ll need a jackass to pay for all of it.”

The teacher fainted.